when i was 7 i had one of these fucking things
randomly at night it would suddenly wake up, sit up, and stare at me for a good 3 minutes. then it would bark and it’s eyes would make a heart shape but then the heart would crack in half and then it would lie down again and ‘sleep’
i had to keep it in my closet from then on
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs.
I appreciate this post. For many reasons.
*points at anime character who’s too cool to be me* that’s me
I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.
There is just as much (maybe even more) good in the world as there is bad.
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Amazing merman sculpture by artist Cameron Stalheim (photos are from his site and belong to him, not me). Media is Plastic, Foam, Steel, & Acrylic. If the merman looks familiar to you, it’s because the artist created the mold from the gorgeous gay porn star/artist Colby Keller. Freakin’ gorgeous!!
I want one in my living room, stat.
kehinki u need to see this
Via pun intended.